Total Medals Earned: 833 (From 141 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,165 Points
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/165 points)
Start the Game
Finish Tutorial
Reach level 10 intellect
Reach level 20 with a soldier
Kill 50 enemies with ranged weapons
Kill 50 enemies with melee weapons
Use each weapon from the game at least once
Complete half the waves
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 11/49 (60/500 points)
Hit the wall 500 times
Destroy 50 blocks
Combo x 10
Destroy 100 blocks
Combo x 20
Hit a bumper ball 10 times
Hit the paddle twice without hitting anything else
Hit the wall 100 times
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Destroy 250 blocks
Destroy a curve block
Destroy 5 directional blocks from below
Destroy 400 blocks
Hit a bumper ball 50 times
Hit the wall 2000 times
Combo x 200
Hit a bumper ball with a curved shot
Destroy an invisible block with a curved shot
Destroy a gold block with a curved shot
Combo x 50
Score 150000 points
Combo x 100
Hit the wall 1000 times
Score 250000 points
Hit the paddle 5 times without hitting anything else
Destroy 650 blocks
Destroy a heart block with a curved shot
Destroy a metal block with a curved shot
Hit the wall 3500 times
Complete half of the game levels
destroy 20 metal blocks
Combo x 300
Hit the paddle 8 times without hitting anything else
Destroy 10 directional blocks from the right
Destroy a vibrating block with a curved shot
Complete all the stages
Destroy a directional block from top with a curved shot
Destroy 10 gold blocks
Score 350000 points
Complete the game without loosing a life
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
RAAAWR.
T_T
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
"That's the last time he'll give an interview..."
Medals Earned: 5/7 (145/160 points)
Remove the weight with half the civilians still alive.
You maliciously killed everyone.
The weight of the unaware has been lifted.
Complete the game leaving people injured but alive.
Complete the game without harming animals or civilians.
Complete the game with survivors with the weight of the unaware.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/100 points)
Complete the tutorial
Kill 50 units using air strikes
Complete a level without taking base damage
Complete the campaign on easy or average difficulty
Complete the campaign on hard difficulty
Medals Earned: 3/3 (105/105 points)
Start already!
Beat the game
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 4/20 (20/190 points)
Don't be hatin'! Afros are hip, yo.
Go get 'em, Officer Adrian!
But there's something wrong!
I was never good at remembering names.
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
It's a trick question anyway!
Me want cookie!!
The ultimate sacrifice, if you ask me!
Staring is caring! (Ssssss...)
He was probably just borrowing the plane anyway.
He has his nose back!
I SAID SORRY!
That would be least of my worries, if I were a zombie!
Aw, poor clown.
IGP is the b055!
Not the most appropriate thing to say!
He's on channel 1337.
That's a good way to end a conversation.
You're a very kind person!
It's all part of the game!
Medals Earned: 30/100 (150/500 points)
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Man this would look nice on your wall!
Start a new game.
other stuff...
Zoom zoom, in your boom boom!
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Get everything!
Thanks!
Get a walkthrough at Newgrounds.com
Play with highscores at Newgrounds.com
You ticket to medals!